I’m dead tired today, so a short post…
The rules aren’t my rules. They aren’t the rules of this blog, although they also apply here. Think of them as… general life guidelines.
- Don’t Visualize. Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day. Mitch McConnell masturbating. Rush Limbaugh in the throes of orgasm. You see why this is a good idea now? (And yes, I am a sick fuck.
- Don’t Reward Inappropriate Behavior, a.k.a. No Boobies for Asshats. Why should people be rewarded for doing Bad Things? (And not the good kind.)
- Don’t Stick It In Crazy. (Or, conversely, Let Crazy Stick It In You) Crazy can be very, very fun in bed. This an also be very, very dangerous. Mental illnesses aren’t strictly sexually-transmitted infections, but sometimes Crazy can stick.
- When In Doubt, Don’t Put That In Your Mouth. Do I really need to explain why this is a good idea?
In all my time on the planet, I’ve found that these will get you though most basic situations.