So, quite a while ago, when he needed a job, I helped Snarf(See Dramatis Personae page) get his foot in the door at Big Fuckin’ Food Corp, my present employer. There’s not a day that goes by that I’m not thrilled as hell I helped him get a job. Often because we’ll have conversations like this on Communicator:
I don’t like sitting by (IBM Consultant.) Her force of personality makes me wanna be elsewhere. No one on my team makes me feel like I should be working at 110%. She makes me feel like my balls are in a guillotine…I hate IBM.
maybe she’s a business Jedi
instead of Battle Meditation, she has Invisible Overseer powers
(My god, we’re such fucking dorks.)
I am NOT a whale naughty bit!
Powers like Force Efficiency, Force Deadline…
Force Budget Cut.